Following the complete implosion of the GOP after the series of recent investigations by a Timorous Democratic Congress(TM) the recently formed Grand National Reconciliation Party announced their ticket. Sen. John McCain (R Az ST and P.B.*) for President and CinC. Sen Joe Liberman (CFL Ct, and last honest man) for Lord High Everything Else.
* P.B> = Pander Bear. See current Vanity Fair, Eschaton, Ezra Klein, et al.
(H/T to Sir Arthur Sullivan)
tags: Dum Luks Stockpot, Tinfoil Hat Silliness, Poltics